5.30.2008

chrome ball incident #43: pissin' on your steps

the Mayor, Big Dirt.

True story about Kelch:

The first time I ever went to SF ('95-ish), I was sitting in a restaurant with my brother having dinner when I saw him walk in. It was a Friday night and the place was packed but I swear I saw a busted-lookin' Dirt just coast right past a line full of people, kiss the hostess on the cheek and give the bartender a pound before disappearing into the kitchen. He quickly re-emerged with a big to-go box full of food that i know he didn't pay for and breezed on out the door with a big grin on his face.

The whole ballet only took about 5 minutes but I swear it was straight out of Goodfellas. I was waiting for him to tip the bartender for just keeping the ice cubes cold. Anyway, on the way out, I couldn't help myself and confirmed with that hostess that it was indeed Kelch. When I asked her if he happened to work there (cause it was just too smooth), she said "No... I don't know what he does. He's just James."

5.29.2008

chrome ball incident #42: the girls


ladies and gentlemen, the legendary style master jovontae turner.

...and that bottom one is still crazy 16 years later.

5.28.2008

chrome ball incident #41: some damn good jazz


amazing skating, incredible graphics and worrisome shorts.

5.27.2008

chrome ball incident #40: killing for gold

As today is my birthday, I'm posting what is probably my all-time favorite ad.

Happy birthday to me.

And thanks to everyone for all your support.

5.26.2008

chrome ball incident #39: now you're mine


I realized the other day that I somehow didn't have any Frosty up here yet. The sequence is from that old Beyond column Tony Hawk used to write for TWS (July '92). Caption says its a regular nollie kickflip transfer but I swear it looks like a front foot flip. Whatever it is, its Mean Joe Greene and I still don't know why it never ended up in a video somewhere.

And on the bottom... my moms was pissed the day I tried to hang this one up on my wall. Still don't know what I was thinkin.

5.25.2008

chrome ball incident #38: gimme one more chance

there are no bad photographs of guy mariano.

5.24.2008

chrome ball incident #37: publicity

there's only so many photos and so many video parts out there of gino, all of which are golden but at the same time, they tend to get recycled alot. the same thing goes for guy. corey duffel probably gets more coverage in a two-month span than both these legends have in their 15+ year careers. For this one, I went with these two early gems, plus an Atiba portrait from a '98 Axion Tour.

In the canon that is Iannucci, the two ads above are important as they represent when Gino went from a relatively-unknown am on black label with one or two ads behind him to virtually an overnight sensation. Along with Snuff later that year, this coverage would effectively help lay down the foundation for what would eventually become a legendary skate career. Both these ads appeared in the same magazine (Thrasher, Aug 93) and featured a "who the hell is this" throwing down two "holy shit!"s at some of the most notorious spots in the game.

The backside heel, "perfect" as Keenan would call it, came around at a time when only a handful of tricks had been done down the Gonz and nothing this elaborate (looking at some old mags, I didn't realize Josh Swindell did a f/s pop-shove down it... ya know... before he killed somebody). The bottom one shows Gino throwing a switch kickie down the six at Hubba Hideout, which is a little strange as you normally don't think of the two together (like Lance Mountain ollieing the 7 at Embarcadero in Animal Chin or Jesus Christ flying a helicopter... its just kinda weird).

just like i can never choose between 101 and girl, i can also never choose between guy and gino, an eternal clash of the titans that's been raging on inside my mind for well over a decade. but as triumpant as fully flared was for guy, this clip from Dec. 2006 represents just about the opposite for gino. I've always respected Gino's candor in addition to his amazing skating ability and looking at these early ads definitely puts this clip in an even more uncomfortable light. Guy and Gino have always been my favorites because they're kinda like that sleeping giant out in the forest: you have no idea what they're doing, but you know they're out there somewhere and any day, they can just appear and straight fuck up everybody. As the years go by, their personal struggles coming to light have served to make them more human, making you only root for them harder to succeed. It is clear that both remain very careful about what coverage of them is put out there as their legacies remain well-guarded and intact, which i believe to be as much for their fans as it is for themselves.

Currently, Ty Evans and the crew are in the midst of filming a new Chocolate video, lets hope that our man can find his way... and if you believe in karma, gino getting the curtains with a slow-mo intro to some Band of Horses could almost make up for all the goofy "skate" reality shows you have to tolerate as your annoying relatives try to convince what actually "real" skateboarding is.

Almost.

5.23.2008

chrome ball incident #36: memory lane

101, Fine Artists-era Element, then Capital... and I still don't think people realize how much of a monster Andy Stone was back in the day.

On a quasi-related note, good to see Andy Howell on the cover of Juxtapoz this month. Glad holmes is getting a little more credit these days for being such an amazing artiste.

5.22.2008

chrome ball incident #35: ace of spades

cards. backside 180 over that Thrasher/dice thing all the way to the left. 1992.

double chaka!

5.21.2008

chrome ball incident #34: gimme some kinda sign, girl.

for some reason, I'm really feelin Dill right now... (plus its ample rationalization to put up some more 101 ads).

these two are, admittedly, about as "nineties" as it gets. Up top references the album cover art of Matthew Sweet when holmes was known more for the anime in his "Girlfriend" video than for being the soundtrack to your drunk Uncle rocking out on some Guitar Hero. The bottom is 101 gettin its Tabitha Soren-on with a classic layout focusing on this ridiculous "teens with guns" special MTV ran with footage of all these thugged-out hayseed kids packin gats and singing "gin and juice" with a thick, slack-jawed yokel steez.

not the osbournes: 1, 2, 3

5.20.2008

chrome ball incident #33: i am i be

For all those who asked what my name meant, wonder no more.

Now go watch Memory Screen.

5.19.2008

chrome ball incident #32: gold digger

The House of Pang. An East Coast Institution.

Couldn't decide which one so I put up all three.

5.18.2008

chrome ball incident #31: lost and found

Bobby Puleo and that bent right arm of his... throwin more 'bows than Dusty Rhodes.

5.17.2008

chrome ball incident #30: the place where we dwell

let me pause for a second with this shot of Kevin Taylor going backside over this huge handrail that's about a mile away from the chrome ball offices here in Pittsburgh, Pa.

5.16.2008

chrome ball incident #29: do you know the importance of a skypager?

i touched on this earlier with how much better droors was than dc... multiply that difference by about 50 billion and thats how much better Underworld Element was (with Andy Howell at the helm) than its modern Element/Johnny Schillereff incarnation. In a way, kinda like the gangsta blueprint for Menace (along with Shut), UE was more 5th Ward than Pac-Sun.

And Chris Hall was so ill back in the day.

5.15.2008

chrome ball incident #28: kitchen sink

this one's been on my refrigerator longer than some of today's pros have been alive.

5.13.2008

chrome ball incident #26: parallels

Miller + Lotti = Styles Upon Styles.

No doubt that just about everybody remembers Chris Miller as one of the most stylish skaters there's ever been, but I think alot of people sleep on what a great artist he is. I think that its largely due to being on G&S at that particular time... I mean Blender's coffee break is my all-time favorite board graphic too but I still have Miller's faces hanging on my wall as well.

Now for Lotti... what can I say about this dude. He looked good on a skateboard at a point when you really didn't have to... (what's up with the Darth Vader/Def Leppard "Love Bites" voiceover at the end?). Regardless, legendary status. But the rep got bigger when holmes actually left the Pack of Lies-era Blind team... to become a buddhist. Seriously. He wasn't strung out and he didn't fall off, my man just peaced out and reportedly went to Tibet.

That's cool and all... but WHOA! THAT'S NUTS!

So it was nice when Lotti started showing up again a few years back. Not that he was throwin hammers down twenty-sets or anything but at least he didn't take the route of some washed-up, has-been pro with obviously nowhere else to go but to peddle generic trucks in the back of Thrasher. He actually threw us a curveball and made a really great movie.

The trailer for his new one looks great as well.

5.12.2008

chrome ball incident #25: burnt

sorry, no post concept this time.

5.11.2008

chrome ball incident #24: deathwish


finally got around to seeing the deathwish promo today (which is no joke) and it got me thinking about how incredible 101-era Marky Markovich was. Forget about his 8 billion team changes, most of which were pretty questionable in retrospect, Markovich and Frankie Hill were the first dudes I remember to come out all gnarly, jumping off buildings and shit. So even though he used to skate around with those weird beads in his mouth all the time, you can't deny dude's influence.

check out that photo. I believe that's Stuart's camera to the left with Markovich's shadow to the right in white.... aces.

Extra credit for Markovich riding one of my favorite team board series that nobody ever seems to talk about or have photos of: the Blind Racing Team series. I remember Sanchez was #7 and Lee was either #23 or #33...

damn.

5.10.2008

chrome ball incident #23: dig deeper

Paulo Diaz during his phase at Lockwood where he seemed to be changing the world with every photo. Switch ollie off flatground over one of this kiddie picnic tables. 1993. Beautiful layout.

Read this but never saw this.

You can laugh at some of those musician kits he rockin in there but its still better than playing 1977 rock-n-roll dress-up like some other pros be doing. Give me some Paulo over Corey Duffel anyday. Plus, dude was on Beck's Odelay and Guero... so that pretty much gives him license to wear as much crazy shit as he wants.

5.09.2008

chrome ball incident #22: stars and sons

Rickoo. Beryl Banks. 1993-ish. Looks like a frontside half-cab kickie.

I know you're supposed to say that Daewon Song or Jeremy Klein used to really kill this spot, but I thought Rick's switch tre flip in Virtual Reality straight clobbered fools. I wish someone would upload his part from Adventures in Cheese up somewhere. Not sure if I know where mine is.

Amazing photo... AND LOOK AT THOSE SHOES!!

5.08.2008

chrome ball incident #21: watermellon man

okay, i didn't even know i had this one. i was looking through my closet for something else and came across this beauty so sorry if its a little beat up. If I remember correctly, this was Guy and Rudy's first Blind ad that appeared in Poweredge during Blind's White Trash/Black Radical era. Guy's one foot photo is overexposed and to this day, i still can't figure out what Rudy is doing exactly. But that Love is Blind logo is still amazing.

speaking of Guy...

chrome ball incident #20: no vaseline

This is Sean Sheffey's tribute to Ice Cube's Amerikkka's Most Wanted, sans Cube's Jheri curl... cause that shit is stupid.

I wish DC would go back to being like this again.

5.06.2008

chrome ball incident #19: welcome to violence

this is about as east coast as it gets right here. that oyola ad is perfection. and below is none other than ryan "the gun" hickey. That photo is too ill... I wish the mag would've just left it alone as the layout kinda jacks it up. Did anybody ever even read those weird stories they had in there anyway?

5.05.2008

chrome ball incident #18: you set the scene

andy jenkins is a genius.

also, i've changed my format a little to where anybody can leave comments, not just blog-type dudes.

5.04.2008

chrome ball incident #17: freak scene

honestly, i probably would not normally have mike v on here but this classic ad represents the reason why this dude's crazy mongrel ass still gets props to this day.

Granted, holmes was easily one of my favorites in his powell/world days (speed freaks part > rubbish heap part). I mean, after all, dude is an East Coast legend. And to tell the truth, I was still down during his underrated artsy ed templeton deal/tv/television phase (is he still vegetarian?). but let's be honest here, dude probably should've called it a day about a decade ago. I mean I don't even think he's learned a new trick since '94. And I appreciate his whole "no labels" approach and all that... but come on.

nowadays he's just rolls around in his trans-am, ripping some handplants and getting into brawls (of both the streetfight and pro-wrestling varities). needless to say, its all a little much for old dudes like myself.

but the other day i saw something that almost makes up for last questionable 10 years of his skateboard career. at first it looked like some kind of gnarly jock, extreme skate or die bullshit, but then it turned out to be something kinda funny.

yeah, that's the king of queens dude. never really watched that show. always thought my name is earl was funnier.

5.03.2008

chrome ball incident #16: classic material

i used to write "blood, sweat and lampshades" on my arm back in the day for some reason... i don't know, i was buggin.

but those were the days.

5.02.2008

chrome ball incident #15: steady mobbin'

my guess is that chris branaugh was late for the shoot, so they had to use kareem instead.

5.01.2008

chrome ball incident #14: crooks, crack, gogo and pepe

i got so hyped when this came out. remember when you thought these dudes were gonna change the whole shit. that capital and illuminati/silverstar were gonna make some power moves and bring some real industry muscle to the east coast...

6 months after this ad ran, both those companies were broke and i was standing outside in 10 degree weather with a foot of snow on the ground.

r.i.p. pepe

#13: hello, my name is ocean howell and this is my chrome ball incident.

ocean howell. 540 varial kickflip. 1992.

now this dude was a beast. stuff like this is why i started this operation. let's list what's at play here:

1) that's a 540 VARIAL kickflip, not a 360 with some dinky kickturn/slide b.s. at the end. straight video game technique being displayed.

2) that's a photo sequence. 9 shots. with film. in 1992. not video captures and not digital prints. so how many tries do you think he got? clean.

3) when was the last time you saw someone do something like this? But for real, this was a jawdropper back then and a real dummy smack today considering that i doubt no more than 10 modern pros can probably do this trick now (rodney doesn't count). I remember the first time i saw this over 15 years ago... it was like, straight up, looking at "the future"... flying cars, laser beams, robots, and this.

for real, Ocean never got his due. not only could my man blend crazy hippie vibes and Brand Nubian together seamlessly, he also made crazy mismatched socks, floppy patouli stank hats and the Doors' "Peace Frog" forever cool in my book... answer key.

(yeah, i just learned that html link shit and i'm makin' the most of it, chump)

...but I seriously think that if dude would've had a Rocco-owned board sponsor, he'd have legendary status right now. unfortunately, Ocean stayed on post-Plan B H-Street (who never turned him pro for some reason) and sorry Birdhouse, who's only saving grace on street at the time was Willy Santos, Klein and Andrew Reynolds... when he was, like, sperm-years-old. All I gotta say is, imagine if that clip was in Questionable instead of Next Generation!?!? dude be tre flipping the Great Wall of China right now.

last I heard Ocean was becoming an architect. he still pops up every now and then, but damn... back then, dude was official like a ref with a whistle.

I'm getting a headache.